5 things to know about Costa Rica’s gigantic Palmares Festival

Each year in January, Ticos descend on the sleepy coffee town of Palmares, northwest of San José, for the country’s most rowdy fiesta. Palmares hosts a traditional Costa Rican festival with bullfights, horse parades and carnival rides, but also brings in famous international acts and way more beer than is probably necessary.

Foreigners unfamiliar with the festival shouldn’t miss out either. Even if bobbing along to the international dancehall hit “Temperature” surrounded by drunk teenagers isn’t really your scene, the Palmares Festival still has plenty to offer.

Festivities kick off Jan. 15 with events every day through Jan. 26. Here are a few things to know about the festival before you go so that you can enjoy it while still maintaining your dignity.

1. More than a fifth of the country will attend. Sean Paul will be there, too.

Festival organizers estimate that 1 million people will show up to this year’s festival. That’s about 20 percent of Costa Rica’s population. Organizers expect 60,000 alone to turn out for Jamiacan dancehall/reggae artist Sean Paul’s concert. Paul will close the festivities with a free concert on Jan. 26.

Big crowds can mean big fun, but they also mean traffic and packed hotels. Most events do not have advanced tickets, but tickets are available for the Festival del Humor stand-up routines online and at any Maxi Pali.

2. You can get drunk. You can even ride a drunk bus.*

With beer consumption rivaling Oktoberfest, Palmares is known internationally as a giant boozefest. Costa Rican beer label Imperial now sponsors the festival so you can be sure you will not get thirsty.

Officially, security will not allow inebriated guests into the festival, but in practice, hardcore Palmares partiers book *mini-buses with designated drivers and get plastered on the hour-long drive from San José. Find a listing for your own party bus here.

3. You can chase bulls. But don’t do that. It’s dangerous and stupid.

Like every other Costa Rican civic festival, Tico-style bullfights are the event’s centerpiece. Unlike Spanish or Mexican bullfights, Costa Ricans do not kill the bull. Instead they allow dozens of improvised rodeo clowns, improvisados in Spanish, to enter the ring and taunt the toro, sometimes getting killed themselves.

Watching strangers get launched into the sky by bulls is amusing, but think twice about getting into the ring yourself. At last year’s Palmares Festival, a 28-year-old improvisado died after being tossed by a bull and breaking his neck.

4. Watch out: Thieves abound.

The drunk and merry make easy targets. You want to drink your weight in Imperial? Ok, but don’t bring that $1,200 camera you just got for Christmas and expect to still have it when you leave. And don’t leave valuables in your car.

Police will be out in force at the festival along with private security and 26 surveillance cameras. Transit police also will be monitoring the roadways for drunk drivers.

5. If you can only choose one event, go to the tope.

A Costa Rican tope is a horse parade. Cowboys get dressed up in their tack and ride horses along a predetermined route through town. Think thousands of people on horses, in one big cluster.

The Palmares tope is one of the country’s most famous, with cowboys from all over the country turning up to show off their riding skills and sometimes other talents, for instance, this man dances on top of his horse.

Schedule of Events

Parade: A parade with clowns and floats starts in Parque de Palmares Wednesday, Jan. 15, at 7 p.m.

Tope: The tope starts at noon Thursday, Jan. 16.

Tico bullfights: Bull events will run for the entire festival,  Jan. 16-27. starting at 3 p.m. each day.

Festival del Humor: Stand-up from some of Costa Rica’s best comedians, including Alex Costa, Doña Merry, y Coco y su Pandilla. Friday, Jan. 17, starting at 8 p.m. Tickets can be pre-purchased at any Maxi Pali or online.

Festival Ranchero: Mexican actress and singer Aida Cuevas will perform Saturday, Jan. 18, at 7 p.m. Tickets can be purchased by phone at 2453-1414.

Concerts: Jorge Villamizar, J Balvin and Gaites play Sunday, Jan. 19, at 11 a.m. Sonámbulo and Sean Paul will play a free concert starting at noon on Jan. 26.

Festival Infantil: Raffles, games, contests and other activities for children. The event happens Tuesday, Jan. 21, starting at 9 a.m.

Carnival: Music and performances take place Friday, Jan. 24, starting at 4:30 p.m.