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Jokes for Kids by Kids

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What do you get when you cross a

rabbit with a frog?

A rabbit that says “ribbit.”

Why didn’t the boy penguin ask the

girl penguin on a date?

He got cold feet.

What do you call a bee that can’t

make up its mind?

A maybee.

 

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